Never heard of this brew; I just couldn’t think of anything specific so I decided I’d try something new; so, I’m going Croatian today.
Anybody counting down to the new year? I’m not. I couldn’t care less that the moment that Wednesday becomes Thursday, the calendar turns over to another year. Somebody please explain to me why December 31-to-January 1 is any more significant than May 4-to-May 5. Somebody? Anybody!? See, that’s what I thought. I guess you could call me a New Year’s Grinch, but that would be childish and petty for you to resort to calling me names on a classy medium such as the internet so I know you wouldn’t do that. Whatever; it doesn’t matter anyway. The calendar will roll over, folks will party hardy, and I will prepare for bowl games aplenty on the 1st, 2009.
Anywho, we had a pretty solid slate of posts today.
Sparty used The Morning After platform to complain that he’s bored at work because the holidays are keeping businesses closed and work slow. Hold on just a sec while I call the WAAAAAAAAmbulance.
Mikey hit us up with part 1 of 4 of some sweet “we report; you decide” wildcard previews for the NFL playoffs. Part 1 covered the Atlanta v. Arizona matchup…stay tuned for parts 2-thru-4. This series of posts is concrete evidence that we truly believe that our readers are smart enough to jump to their own conclusions if presented with some basic facts.
Mikey rocked us again today, this time with a linky to the new Sparty & Friends Gridiron Playoff Challenge where we’ll do what we do best – come up with contrived competitions in order to see guyinthecorner over-analyze and justify his picks, sparty talk major smack to anyone and everyone, and that mizerle06 guy fail miserably and finish in last place. Join up; there’s a $25 Starbuck’s gift card on the line. Mikey had planned to announce the winner of the $50 Visa gift card from the Sparty & Friends NFL Pool Challenge that we’d been running the entire season. However, he wanted me to let you all know that, unfortunately, he ”overslept” and has a “plane to catch” so he’s teasing us for one more day.
The USAToday college football preseason’s pollsters were told unceremoniously to Get Off Miz’s Lawn today…and with good reason. Gatortrey went to jail and, somehow, the conversation turned from the oblongball to the roundball…better than a stick-and-ball tangent, I guess.
Finally, gitc continued to baffle us with his NBA Studs & Duds formula…apparently 1 rebound coupled with 1 steal and 0 points is worse than 0 rebounds and 0 steals with 0 points…go figure *shrugs*.
We’ve got some college football on tap this evening:
Roady’s Humanitarian Bowl - Maryland vs. Nevada – ESPN – 12/30 – 4:30PM
Texas Bowl* - Western Michigan vs. Rice – NFL Network – 12/30 – 8PM
Pacific Life Holiday Bowl - Oklahoma State vs. Oregon – ESPN – 12/30 – 8PM
We’ve got 6 college basketball teams ranked in the top 25 playing in 6 games tonight, 9 games from The Association, and 8 games from that hockey league that I could have sworn had moved to Canada.
There’s lots of sports to be had tonight. Enjoy and make sure to spend a minute or two with your family to appease them and keep them off your back while you’re watching the competition of your choice and hanging out in the comments below.
*The Texas Bowl is one of the 11 games deciding the Rocky Top v. Shorty-short Jorts wager. A Western Michigan win could make this veeeeeery interesting…
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nah jp – im just fucking with ya…you had the right one to begin with….i was thinking STL….can you imagine stephen jackson in a “broncos” running game….hed be like terrel davis on roids
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coach shan wants personnel control. do you know which team/s would like to yield personnel control?
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illinois down 1 with the ball and 12.5 left, wonder if kwsn is getting nervous?
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well, just about anyone should give it to him…he is one of the rare guys that has made it work for the most part
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btw, amare just got ejected.
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17-0 rice
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Might be able to add one to the shorty short jort column
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Crap.
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tough loss kwsn, good game though
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what now? what ya going to watch?
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24-0 rice.
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hackett, harbaugh or gilbride dumb enough to really want the oakland job?
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Those jorts are gonna look so darn good on Miz.
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nice pick by mario van peebles for oregon
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anyway, can someone update the rocky top – jorts standings…. and the matchups, so that we can monitor it with interest.
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It’s 2-0, I have to sing Rocky Top at this point.
The picks are here.
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Upcoming trey vs miz matchups. hopefully everybody is up for this.
Chick-fil-A – LSU vs. Georgia Tech – ESPN – 12/31 – 7:30PM
Konica Minolta Gator Bowl- Clemson (7-5) vs. Nebraska (8-4) – CBS – 1/1 – 1pM
Capitol One Bowl – Michigan State (9-3) vs. Georgia (9-3) – ABC – 1/1 – 1PM
AT&T Cotton Bowl – Texas Tech (11-1) vs. Mississippi (8-4) – Fox – 1/2 – 2PM
AutoZone Liberty Bowl – East Carolina (9-4) vs. Kentucky (6-6) – ESPN – 1/2 – 5PM
International Bowl – Connecticut (7-5) vs. Buffalo (8-5) – ESPN2 – 1/3 – 12PM
GMAC Bowl – Tulsa (10-3) vs. Ball State (12-1) – ESPN – 1/6 – 8PM
Orange Bowl – Virginia Tech (9-4) vs. Cincinnati (11-2) – Fox – 1/1 – 8PM
nice sidebars….
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Thanks JP, I’m using it in TMA
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24-0 rice.
dillard still has no td’s.
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holy sh-t! ok st’s QB got crushed on that run, and still bounced up
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That was brutal.
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i thought he was dead at first, he just kind of crumpled in there
nice run to give oregon the lead
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am i masochist in that i am watching the clipper game instead of the holiday bowl
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probably, but that’s better than seeing the same nfl stories over and over and over on the bottom line during the game
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Is anybody watching the Rice game on NFL Network? 38 to nothing? Sparty had 25 points on Western Michigan here. That’s looking like a pretty bad call.
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i used to watch that. has dillard scored already. moved to the clippers-kings game.
the other kmart is playing again.
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not watching but seems like they score every 5 minutes. looks like john or the phish will take over 1st tonight
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I like my chances of getting my 14 points on Rice.
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the only excitement in that game is seeing if w mich can get the spread down to how many points sparty put on them (25)
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pretty much everyone took oklahoma st, just a difference in confidence points there.
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The MAC is not looking good. I’m glad I picked Tulsa. I only have 1 point on it though.
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gratuitous mikeyzone comment
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which team would best fit dillard. seems like he could be like steve smith.
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is tripping legal in college?
at least the tripper got hurt instead of the trippee
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no it is not
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well, then ok st got kind of hosed on that drive. oregon back in front. lot of time left in this one
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well Purdue was getting hosed too, but I never blame the refs because they had plenty of opportunity to win.
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big televen b-ball has refs? sometimes i wonder
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yes! w mich got the spread down to 24
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I’m lurking 21 points behind now.
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Oklahoma St.’s defense sucks.
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Just when I thought my picks were terrible this year with the spread, I went and checked my bowl pick-em numbers…
6 correct picks so far. Maybe I do need spreads…
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