Just Because: Yeah, but do they carry a bacon eau-de-toilet?
In its never ending quest to thumb its nose at critics, Burger King has created the best fast food promo item evAr. For a mere $3.99, you can smell like I did from my sophomore to senior year of high school when I flipped burgers at Roy Roger’s. You too, can smell like burnt grease and salt. Burger King has spent the last 3 years going in the opposite direction of the other slut food joints (that’s what my step-dad calls fast food; quick, easy and cheap), by not bowing down to critics and trying to act all healthy and stuff. Their shit is bad for you. They know, we know it, everyone knows it. I prefer McDonalds, Taco bell is still my favorite, but Burger King is unmatched in their quest to get young males to eat their super-fattening goods. And for that, I salute them and their cologne.
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BLEEEEH!
/trying to type barfing sound
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the pic just loaded for me…effing hilarious!
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I bet this stuff is a chick magnet.
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If I gotta do fast food, it is Wendy’s if there is no White Castle nearby.
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eat mor chikin.
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Burger King = Sacramento Kings
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Burger King = shit
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A double stigs’d…nice.
/rek’d
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I was gonna find something about this yesterday and link to it, but forgot…glad someone caught wind of it….Wendy’s is my fast food of choice if I go that route.
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@rek – caught wind of it? really?
/funny pun
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sparty–Snow/rain coming down heavy by you? Down where I work, it’s very slushy everywhere and it keeps changing between snow and rain.
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Eau yea…I went the punny route…I wish I would’ve scent you guys the link yesterday, but that would’ve ruined this wonderful filler post.
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we are getting heavy wet snow, rek. luckily no sleet.
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Arby’s is a good choice for slut food too. I don’t eat much anymore. My lunches consists of Lean Cuisines most of the time.
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Jen-we have no Arbys around here. I love me a roast beef and cheddar.
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Arby’s is great!
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No Arby’s around me…I like to go there when I’m hungry and I see one…they gots some good roast beef.
sparty–Yea, it’s about the same here…heavy, wet, and just kinda annoying.
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That’s our weather too, we got about 2 inches of snow overnight, and then it was pouring rain/sleet this morning. Our parking lot is 3 inches of slush now. It’ll be really pretty when it’s all frozen tonight.
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If you want to view the web site and have a laugh its:
FireMeetsDesire.com
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Pita Pit = Awesome
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Peach Pit
/90210′d
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Piper’s Pit
/WWF’d
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