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December 19, 2008

Just Because: Yeah, but do they carry a bacon eau-de-toilet?

By patphish

womanpefume_01-copyIn its never ending quest to thumb its nose at critics, Burger King has created the best fast food promo item evAr. For a mere $3.99, you can smell like I did from my sophomore to senior year of high school when I flipped burgers at Roy Roger’s. You too, can smell like burnt grease and salt. Burger King has spent the last 3 years going in the opposite direction of the other slut food joints (that’s what my step-dad calls fast food; quick, easy and cheap), by not bowing down to critics and trying to act all healthy and stuff. Their shit is bad for you. They know, we know it, everyone knows it. I prefer McDonalds, Taco bell is still my favorite, but Burger King is unmatched in their quest to get young males to eat their super-fattening goods. And for that, I salute them and their cologne.

MEATATARIANS REJOICE!!!


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Legendary retired little leaguer, once hit a ball 227 feet. Lion tamer in my spare time. Once sold crack to Roy Tarpley. Stole 6 bases in one slow pitch game. Scored 3 empty netters in a pond game in '84. I always hit the cutoff man. Motto is "punch an otter in the face". You can reach him by email: patphish@spartyandfriends.com

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