TWTWCFB:Picks and Wagers
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GatorTrey thought he’d get cute and call me out saying, “If you care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you*,” in regards to our three-part TWTWCFB Bowl Previews series (see Part I, Part II, and Part III for our previews/justifications for our respective picks). Follow us through to the other side of the wormhole jump and see a concise compilation of our picks along with our “friendly” wager.
In case you’re not very observant, the red bowl games are the one’s Trey is wrong about:
EagleBank Bowl – Wake Forest vs. Navy – ESPN – 12/20 – 11AM
Trey: Navy
Miz: Navy
New Mexico – Colorado State vs. Fresno State – ESPN – 12/20 – 2:30PM
Trey: Fresno State
Miz: Colorado State
magicJack St. Petersburg – Memphis vs. South Florida – ESPN2 – 12/20 – 4:30PM
Trey: USF
Miz: South Florida (Trey Note: Making everything so difficult, huh Miz?)
Pioneer Las Vegas – BYU vs. Arizona – ESPN – 12/20 – 8PM
Trey: BYU
Miz: BYU
R+L Carriers New Orleans – Southern Miss vs. Troy – ESPN – 12/21 – 8:15PM
Trey: Troy
Miz: Troy
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia – Boise State vs. TCU – ESPN -12/23 – 8PM
Trey: Boise St.
Miz: Boise St.
Sheraton Hawaii – Hawaii vs. Notre Dame – ESPN – 12/24 -8PM
Trey: Hawaii
Miz: Notre Dame
Motor City – Florida Atlantic vs. Central Michigan – ESPN – 12/26 - 8PM
Trey: Central Michigan
Miz: Central Michigan
Meineke Car Care – West Virginia vs. North Carolina ESPN – 12/27 – 1PM
Trey: UNC
Miz: UNC
Champs Sports – Wisconsin vs. Florida State – ESPN – 12/27 – 4:30PM
Trey: FSU
Miz: FSU
Emerald – Miami (Fla.) vs. California – ESPN – 12/27 – 8PM
Trey: Cal
Miz: Cal
Independence – Northern Illinois vs. Louisiana Tech – ESPN – 12/28 – 8:15PM
Trey: La. Tech
Miz: Louisiana Tech
Papajohns.com – NC State vs. Rutgers – ESPN – 12/29 – 3PM
Trey: Rutgers
Miz: Rutgers
Valero Alamo – Missouri vs. Northwestern – ESPN - 12/29 – 8PM
Trey: Mizzou
Miz: Mizzou
Roady’s Humanitarian – Maryland vs. Nevada – ESPN – 12/30 – 4:30PM
Trey: Nevada
Miz: Nevada
Texas – Western Michigan vs. Rice – NFL Network – 12/30 – 8PM
Trey: Rice
Miz: Western Michigan
Pacific Life Holiday – Oklahoma State vs. Oregon – ESPN – 12/30 – 8PM
Trey: Oklahoma State
Miz: Oklahoma State
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces – Houston vs. Air Force – ESPN – 12/31 – Noon
Trey: Houston
Miz: Houston
Brut Sun – Oregon State vs. Pittsburgh – CBS – 12/31 – 2PM
Trey: Pitt
Miz: Pitt
Gaylord Hotels Music City – Boston College vs. Vanderbilt – ESPN – 12/31 – 3:30PM
Trey: Boston College
Miz: Boston College
Insight – Kansas vs. Minnesota – NFL Network – 12/31 – 5:30PM
Trey: Kansas
Miz: Kansas
Chick-fil-A – LSU vs. Georgia Tech – ESPN – 12/31 – 7:30PM
Trey: LSU
Miz: Georgia Tech
Outback Bowl – Iowa (8-4) vs. South Carolina (7-5) – ESPN – 1/1 – 11AM
Trey: Iowa
Miz: Iowa
Konica Minolta Gator Bowl- Clemson (7-5) vs. Nebraska (8-4) - CBS – 1/1 – 1pM
Trey: Nebraska
Miz: Clemson
Capitol One Bowl - Michigan State (9-3) vs. Georgia (9-3) - ABC – 1/1 – 1PM
Trey: Georgia
Miz: Michigan State
AT&T Cotton Bowl - Texas Tech (11-1) vs. Mississippi (8-4) - Fox – 1/2 – 2PM
Trey: Texas Tech
Miz: Ole Miss
AutoZone Liberty Bowl - East Carolina (9-4) vs. Kentucky (6-6) – ESPN – 1/2 – 5PM
Trey: Kentucky
Miz: ECU
International Bowl - Connecticut (7-5) vs. Buffalo (8-5) – ESPN2 – 1/3 – 12PM
Trey: UConn
Miz: Buffalo
GMAC Bowl - Tulsa (10-3) vs. Ball State (12-1) – ESPN – 1/6 – 8PM
Trey: Ball State
Miz: Tulsa
Rose Bowl - USC (11-1) vs. Penn State (11-1) - ABC – 1/1 – 4:30PM
Trey: USC
Miz: Southern Cal
Orange Bowl - Virginia Tech (9-4) vs. Cincinnati (11-2) - Fox – 1/1 – 8PM
Trey: Virginia Tech
Miz: Cincinnati
Sugar Bowl - Utah (12-0) vs. Alabama (12-1) - Fox – 1/2 – 8:30PM
Trey: Alabama
Miz: Bammer
Fiesta Bowl - Ohio State (10-2) vs. Texas (11-1) - Fox – 1/5 – 8PM
Trey: Texas
Miz: Texas
BCS Title Game - Florida (12-1) vs. Oklahoma (12-1) - Fox – 1/8 – 8PM
Trey: Florida
Miz: Florida
By my count, we differ on 11 out of the 34 bowl games. Since it’s an odd number, there will be a definite, outright winner and loser. The stakes are high:
Mizerle wins – Trey leads Rocky Top at next year’s Florida/Tennessee football game in Gainesville.
Trey wins – Miz wears jorts to the same game, shorty-short jorts. The shortness of the shorty-short jorts shall not be determined until the bowl season has completed per prior conversation.
There’s a lot of glory and shame riding on this college football bowl season(Trey Note: and it all rides on the back of Rice, Ball State, and Fresno State)…BRING IT ON!
*name that tune for a cookie.
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This is the most important bet in the history of bets.
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it’s going to be ugly if Trey wins this one…literally ugly.
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do they make jorts that small?
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trey, where’d you get your jeedos?
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Sparty the thing with jorts is you can make them as small as you want.
Step 1: Take an old pair of blue jeans
Step 2: With sissors, cut to the length desired.
Step 3: Slip on and enjoy.
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…says the teacher to the student.
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Miz,
Have you relayed this bet to Mrs. Miz yet?
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There’s 12 if you include magicJack St. Petersburg
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no, and she’s gonna be pissed if I lose! I’ll break it to her tonight.
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there’s 13 if you include the Independence Bowl.
/did I do that right, marco?
//being a smartass
///just one more of these and…
////gitc’d
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I fear more for my personal safety least your jorts just get you a little razzed.
How bad do you think I’ll get it when I strike up Rocky Top in my all Gator Section at the Swamp?
Good thing It won’t happen.
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*Devil Went down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels Band
/you can’t mess with my lyrical kung-fu
//yes miz did that right
///smartass
////gimme my cookie
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+ cookie for marco.
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Should the length of Miz’s jorts be predetermined before a winner is declared?
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absolutely not.
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the more he loses by, the shorter the jorts, right?
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you guys must not have carefully read the rules and stakes up there.
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My apologizes. I apparently didn’t read the
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I’m not sure, but with respect to length:
Jorts are longer than jeedos are longer than Daisy Dukes
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fine print’s a bitch.
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For reference
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You want me to draw up a large contract?
I can fine print like a mofo.
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Just for the comedic effect, i might be forced to root for Trey on this one.
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Personally, I’m more excited for Ms. Miz’s reaction.
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I think it comes down 8-3 in favor of miz.
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The man just gave you a cookie and now you’re going to root against him?!?! For shame…
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it’s ok, john. he earned the cookie.
I’ll live-blog mrs. mizerle’s reaction, trey.
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Don’t trust Miz’s cookies! They’re filled with Roofies!
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Dude, can I get the recipe for those? They could come in handy.
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I do not use rohypnol as a baking ingredient…would you like to try the holiday punch though?
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Whatever does the job right.
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lets go to happy hour.
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