The Seattle Hornets?
Our Natural Disaster Correspondent, PatPhish returns with his outlook on Tropical Storm (soon to be Hurricane) Gustav…
I sure hope Chris Paul can swim…
How stupid is David Stern for moving a team with a good fan base to Oklahoma City, when the team that should be there is about to become homeless……again? I guess the Saints will have a great year playing in the new open air Super-nondome. Living in South Florida, I have been forced to become a bit of tropical storm expert. Basically, New Orleans is FUCKED. I don’t mean Katrina fucked, with flood waters that eventually recede. I mean “Holy shit, it looks like Beruit, blown to smithereens, off the freaking map FUCKED.”
I lived through Charlie, Frances, and Jeanne in 2004, also Katrina and a very nasty Wilma in 2005, and we suffered severe damage. Charlie ripped apart the west coast and Wilma shredded my area in Palm Beach County. The big difference is that Florida is mostly new construction, built after tough codes were introduced after Andrew destroyed southern Dade County in 1992. New Orleans is a poor city, built to house poor people, with substandard materials to non-existant code. Every building there was weakened by the Katrina flood and get this…….THE CITY IS STILL BELOW SEA LEVEL. I feel for the people that went back to rebuild it, who grew up there and whose roots are there. It was a great city. If Gustav stays on course and levels it, it needs to left alone to die.
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oh, and Bush is still in office, and he still hates black people.
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hurricanes hate black people.
/kanye
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this is getting rediculous, sparty
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PatPhish is more gooder than the Weather Channel,
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I guess that why you need to vote for Obama/Biden in the upcoming election. Since McCain is just like Bush.
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like two fags in a jetta, miz.
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The Red Sox are expected to finalize the deal to acquire Mark Kotsay from the Atlanta Braves on Wednesday.
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I don’t know nothin bout no jetta.
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cmfost, stop spamming.
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miz, you know a lot about being fucked some place very uncomfortable.
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by the way, when did the bachelorthe bachelor start announcing college football (see the NC State vs. South Carolina)?
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@sparty – was that a question or comment?
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Apparently the Phils were in the running for Kotsay. Figures they wouldn’t land him.
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ok, didn’t know if you were inquiring and looking for some advice or just stating Mortensenesque facts.
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@ sparty
did you get my email
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mikey-yep, tomorrow at 11am.
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good enough then?
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I sure hope Chris Paul can swim…
c’mon, everyone knows that African Americans are excellent swimmers and dominate the sport at the olympics.
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yes, mikey…good enough.
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big east preview
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I’m surprised that they only have it going up to a Cat 3. Seriously that Gulf is really warm. Hopefully it’ll miss New Orleans to the east (i live to the west so yeah I don’t want that)
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@Hef. Don’t tell TIm Duncan!
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As an amatuer hurricane expert (that I think i am) this storm will be weak, hit as a low 3 destroy a lot of unstable homes, cause some flooding, and the Hornets will move to Seattle ebcause New Orleans cannot embrac ethe Hornets.
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sparty, what f’n spam are you talking about????
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cmfost. i was kidding.
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Dead Sox crap = spam.
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http://nbainsidestuff.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/the-oklahoma-city-barons/
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hope that gustav wont be that massive
as a guy who experiences having around 20 typhoons pass by the country ever year, that’s brutal.
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Nice call, fucktard.
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