Don’t You Know Who I Am!?

So it looks like we’ve got a new contributor here at Sparty and Friends. He’s been on the “Authors” list since last Tuesday and hasn’t done a thing. Who’s this new guy think he is? He thinks he can just come in here and start writing crap like he belongs? Pshaw.
I guess he may be around for a while so let’s do a Q&A and try to give him a chance.
Q: So, tell us your name and something internet-worthy about yourself.
mizerle06: My internet name is mizerle06 and I derived most of my initial fame from commenting at The Big Lead and Major League Jerk. My huge break came when Mr. Big Lead allowed me to do a post on Notre Dame’s schedule strength. I became an internet sensation overnight. I’ve also made the Top Commenters page at MLJ and am blowing my competition away, if we consider absolute value.
Q: Why are you working for Sparty and Friends?
mizerle06: I have an intense hunger to educate the masses with my wealth of knowledge in NASCAR and pro bass fishing. Sparty recognized the potential in the untapped blog market catering to these topics and when word reached him of my availability, he jumped immediately. (Actually, the big boss read my post at The Big Lead and was looking to kill some space at his blog so he offered me a job. His main pitch was something like, “the benefits are terrible and the pay is even worse.” With an offer like that, how could any self-respecting man refuse?)
Q: What topics will you be writing about at Sparty and Friends?
mizerle06: My favorite sports/leagues are college football, NFL, and college basketball so most of my sports-related writing will revolve around those. As you can probably tell by this interview so far, I’m an excellent orator and have mastered using English as my secondary language (southern Appalachia is my native tongue) so I may also be writing on a few non-sports topics every now and then.
Q: Do you have anything to say to fellow co-worker and author GatorTrey?
mizerle06: I felt a little taken-advantage-of when I realized I had accepted a position to work with a Gator fan. Then I realized I just moved to Florida and work alongside many Gator fans so hopefully we can get along. I don’t have anything to say specifically to Mr. GatorTrey but I may have plenty to say about him come the week leading up to September 20, 2008. I’ve got my eye on him for now.
Q: What about our friends over at MLJ? Specifically the Commissioner,Hef.
mizerle06: Hef? Never heard of him. Just kidding! I just made that joke up. You guys can feel free to use it whenever you’d like. Anywho, Hef is a complicated and mysterious guy. He rules with an iron fist at MLJ and really doesn’t hesitate to berate his employees. However, he’s also a switch hitter that can be a sweet family man capable of penning delightful posts that tug at our heartstrings while simultaneously being one of the best stat-geeks in the biz. The other guys are pretty cool. They are obviously the talent over there and carry the site daily. One negative observation though; there’s a little too much Ohio-talk over there.
Q: What kind of questions do you have for us? Maybe some of the commenters can help you get to know the site better.
mizerle06: I only have a couple of questions I guess. Where is the bathroom and how long do we get for lunch? Oh yeah, who’s the cartoonish guy in the fat suit wearing the green sundress and the broom on his head that’s pictured all over the place around here?
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who the hell hired this guy? who was wearing my costume?
marco, in my office!
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Never heard of him.
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seriously, where’s the bathroom? I’m dancing over here.
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Go to Lozo’s blog, Miz. He’s out for the day. You can piss there.
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I think he only talks about droppin’ deuces, not the watersports.
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Water sports. you went there? This is a family blog. You’re gonna get fired your first day dude.
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I was hired for my controversialness.
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Gonzo-obviously you failed to see yesterday’s caption post.
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Forgive me Sparty. Everyone who enters this site must be carded at the door. Is that why you are hiring Roman?
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Gonzo-We cannot comment about writer’s under contract to another Blog.
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btw-has anyone seen Rexy’s phone number?
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don’t tell Heffelsteinberg
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mizerle, how does it feel ending up with your third choice?
sparty, my number is 937-867-5309
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@Rexy – bronze medal isn’t so bad is it?
Rexy = David Archuleta!? OMG OMG OMG!!1!!
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remember, Phelps finished 5th in his first Olympic race….
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I thought this was like a new bit or topic, like guessing a sports star after been given little bit of information…
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9/20?
Isn’t that around the time of the annual University of Tennessee beatdown?
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you didn’t guess I that I am actually Jeter posing as a nerd?
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now this is what I had in mind….
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@gatortrey – I think you’re correct; usually sometime around the second or third weekend in september. it’s a yearly tradition.
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so the boss hired me as a punching bag? perfect…
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au contraire! i fully expect UT to pull the upset, and i want nothing but Teblow ragging the rest of the season from you.
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you’re the boss, boss. now let’s see if those Vols can live up to their end of the deal…
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mize you are a traitor. a traitor i say.
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a traitor I am not. I had no allegiances, only alliances.
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Fetch isn’t going to understand that….
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miz, let me know how the groupies are over here at SAF.
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You fluff Hef and don’t fluff me…fuck this fucking guy…I am gold
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too much OHIO talk for you mizele? well you know what? FUCK YOU. yea, i went there…i’m a fuckin’ lone wolf…you and me…pistols at dawn motherfucker.
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little did Miz know that there are several tOSU fans lurking in these waters.
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@spence – I do my killin’ after breakfast. 8:00.
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Rexy, +1 for the David Archaletta Rick-Roll.
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Marty, what are you doing?
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mizerle…fine, i’ll cut my evening short.
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It’s getting a bit rowdy over here.
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multiple Back to the Future comments in multiple posts on the same day!? I think I’ll fit in just fine around here.
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this is nothing. you should visit Under the Lights every night at MLJ
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yes…you should!!!
/not in any way affiliated with MLJ
//swear to god
///sparty…sent it to the site’s email
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Miz, i’ve seen the attendance go up like 600 people since this post. Sparty= Billy Beane
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he bought me low and will sell me overrated?
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Miz, idk man. You may have to do more than one post a week. We haven’t even been linked to the Mothership today.
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no, he’s finding underated talent that seems to be panning out early.
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so is wordpress the shitty owners that saddle sparty with no money?
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sure.
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maybe we’ll get a PM Roundup shoutout?
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Wordpress is the bad stadium deal that does not allow the owner to make any money
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he probably had the roundup done yesterday at 6pm…he’s drinking and playing madden online the rest of the day.
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ahhh, the life of a blogger. wait, does that mean I can do that now?
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@miz-yep. you did your job, now go enjoy.
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I can’t wait for the bass fishing columns.
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